Preface:

THE PHRINGE PHILES (The Book)

Well, here it is. Not quite the entire collection of text files from The Lunatic Phringe BBS, but all the ones worth reading. Alot of them were either duplicates (Exact copies in some cases. Lets just upload the same file under a different name. Typical LOSER trick), or were too badly written to read, or were just plain old stupid. I have divided (As best I can) the files into 9 Chapters. Each chapter will be a ZIP file . Having to read every one of these and dividing them up was no easy task. Alot of these file can't be put into one category (Or Chapter). Some files, like how to blow up an enemies phone, could be put into several different chapters. Like the chapter for explosives, or how to get back at your enemies, or who knows what. All of these are OLD!!! MANY Date back to 1983!! The Beginning of the Online World!!!! While inaccurate, these really old ones are fun to laugh at.

I have edited most of the files, to remove BBS numbers and names. I left names and such in where I felt it was appropriate. I mean, lets say a file here, on how to commit credit card fraud, were to get into the wrong hands I'm sure the real author would not want to take credit for such a file, no matter how KOOL he thought it was when he wrote it. This is to protect everyone. I have written quite a few of these files myself and removed my name from those which can be used against me in this screwed up world. I have also left all spelling and grammer like it was. It really shows the mentality of those who write these files. I'm not saying that all these files were written by some geeked-out, zit-ridden, stupid 13 year old, but, you can see for yourself which were written by the real dim-bulbs of the computer society.

I suppose that's all I have to say, and I guess this is the spot where I would dedicate this conglomerate to whomever I think is deserving. So here goes............ (Lots of people here)

First, I would like to dedicate this to all early BBS's everywhere. For, without systems such as The Phone Booth in CA, the CIA, The White House, and others too numerous to mention, there would have been no Lunatic Phringe. They were my inspiration. The few good true "PHREAK" boards of the early 1980's. All of which have been long since closed.

Second, I would like to dedicate this to all the users of The Lunatic Phringe. I must say, that The Lunatic Phringe BBS put forth quite an attitude. It was quite a place. It was nearly impossible to get kicked off, and while I had many complaints from users bitching my ass out about the foul language and the handles and all that sort of stuff, I had many many more users who really enjoyed the BBS. I couldn't give a rats ass about those who bitched (Are you reading this BOB ELLOITT?? I STILL KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!), but I wish the best of luck and a happy life to all those who found that something special in The Lunatic Phringe which was so rare among BBS's of the time. These users uploaded the files and they should get some credit.

Third and last: I would like to thank IBM for coming out with something that was better then an Apple. Hey, in 1981, the Apple computer was like the best computer around (And it cost you an arm and a leg too!!!), but the IBM is just a wee bit better (At least for BBSing.) I think it was due to the expandability and the amount of cheap far-east parts that could be gotten for and IBM. DISCLAIMER:

Like, I'm sure everyone knows this, but just to make it clear. I take NO RESPONSIBILITY for ANYTHING, EVER, IN THIS LIFE OR A FUTURE LIFE, THAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF THE INFORMATION PROVIDED IN THESE FILES (THE BOOK). IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN YOU ARE QUITE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS AND TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS. ALL THE INFORMATION HERE IS PROVIDED FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY. FOOD FOR THOUGHT. TO MY KNOWLEDGE NONE OF THE ACTS HERE IN HAVE EVER BEEN TRIED, SUCCESSFULLY OR OTHERWISE. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!!

Consider the following..............

"I sold my soul to pay for my dinner, my stomach got fatter but my heart grew thinner"

I'm gonna have little Lucifer running off to purgatory, with his tail between his legs... I'm gonna teach him a lesson, He ain't ever gonna forget!!!"

"Who is it?? That turns your blood into spirit, and your spirit into blood? That can reach down, and set your soul ablaze With Love, and it's brother Lust. Who is it that can make your little armies of the left, and your little armies of the right, light up the sky, Tonight, TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In closing of this preface, I wish the following to appear on my tombstone:

"I was just another western guy with desires that couldn't be satisfied"

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